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Trump signs order to preserve Oval Office as national monument

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 09:19 am
Trump signs order to preserve Oval Office as national monument — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Donald Trump signed an executive order designating the Oval Office as a permanent national monument.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine trashing the place like a munted teenager at a flat party and then demanding it be preserved as a shrine to your own ego. Absolute delusional muppet behavior.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine trashing the place like a munted teenager at a flat party and then demanding it be preserved as a shrine to your own ego.

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Imagine trashing the place like a munted teenager at a flat party and then demanding it be preserved as a shrine to your own ego. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/trump-signs-order-to-preserve-oval-office-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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