The Straight Version
Two men charged after assaulting three students at Auckland college.
The UNHINGED Take
Auckland college flocked to the front lines when two muppets brandish batons, beating students like game‑pens. Police say they're charged, but the campus still smells like smashed confidence.
The Bottom Line
SAFETY SLAP / 10
Auckland college flocked to the front lines when two muppets brandish batons, beating students like game‑pens.
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