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Ukraine blames Russia after air alert app sends out false warnings

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 01:40 am
Ukraine blames Russia after air alert app sends out false warnings — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Ukraine's air alert app crashed andRussia blamed it on a cyberattack.

The UNHINGED Take

Beehive clowns faking a bogus attack on their own failing app while Russian muppets play cyber ninjas like loose units with 'loose lips'.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Beehive clowns faking a bogus attack on their own failing app while Russian muppets play cyber ninjas like loose units with 'loose lips'.

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Beehive clowns faking a bogus attack on their own failing app while Russian muppets play cyber ninjas like loose units with 'loose lips'. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/ukraine-blames-russia-after-air-alert-app-sends #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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