The Straight Version
Almost 200 nations approved two agreements on Friday to halt biodiversity loss by 2030, following almost two weeks of negotiations that ran into extra time on the final day.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from UN nature summit approves two key agreements after marathon negotiations: "UN nature summit approves two key agreements after marathon negotiations". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from UN nature summit approves two key agreements after marathon negotiations: "UN nature summit approves two key agreements after marathon negotiations".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from UN nature summit approves two key agreements after marathon negotiations: "UN nature summit approves two key agreements after marathon negotiations". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/un-nature-summit-app
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