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US Treasury sanctions eight Canadian money exchange firms over Iran ties

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·7 Nov, 04:50 am
US Treasury sanctions eight Canadian money exchange firms over Iran ties — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

US Treasury claims firms helped sanctioned Iranian entities and handled funds linked to alleged drug trafficking boss.

The UNHINGED Take

"US Treasury sanctions eight Canadian money exchange firms over Iran ties" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"US Treasury sanctions eight Canadian money exchange firms over Iran ties" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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