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Watch Live: David Seymour makes ACT health policy announcement

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: 1News·2 Nov, 11:55 pm
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The Straight Version

ACT Party leader David Seymour and health spokesperson Todd Stephenson announced ACT's health election policy package at a press conference in Palmerston North.

The UNHINGED Take

David Seymour has descended upon Palmerston North with his trusty spreadsheet of fiscal destruction, ready to explain how cutting everything down to the hospital tongue depressors will magically cure the nation. Watch him hold court with the press looking like a man whose biggest life ambition is privatising your kneecaps.

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The Bottom Line

SCALPEL SEYMOUR / 10

David Seymour has descended upon Palmerston North with his trusty spreadsheet of fiscal destruction, ready to explain how cutting everything down to the hospital tongue depressors will magically cure the nation.

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David Seymour has descended upon Palmerston North with his trusty spreadsheet of fiscal destruction, ready to explain how cutting everything down to the hospital tongue depressors will magically cure the nation. SCALPEL SEYMOUR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/watch-li

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