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What can a global strike of dockworkers achieve for Gaza?

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 10:04 am
What can a global strike of dockworkers achieve for Gaza? — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Dockworker unions across 22 countries are launching a global strike on October 30 regarding the conflict in Gaza.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking the world stops moving because some wharfies want to play diplomat while the ships sit idle. Absolute cooked muppets causing global supply chain chaos for zero tangible results.

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COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine thinking the world stops moving because some wharfies want to play diplomat while the ships sit idle.

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