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Why are Detroit gas stations selling discounted fuel in Trump’s name?

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 03:31 am
Why are Detroit gas stations selling discounted fuel in Trump’s name? — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Trump’s brand sells discounted fuel at Detroit stations, sparking consumer chaos.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s fuel hype in Detroit is a greasy clown show – folks buying discounts like loose units while budgets bleed, and the president’s enforcers peddle mirage.

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

Trump’s fuel hype in Detroit is a greasy clown show – folks buying discounts like loose units while budgets bleed, and the president’s enforcers peddle mirage.

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Trump’s fuel hype in Detroit is a greasy clown show – folks buying discounts like loose units while budgets bleed, and the president’s enforcers peddle mirage. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/why-are-detroit-gas-stations-selling-discounted-fuel #NZElection

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