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Why is Britain refusing to pay slavery reparations?

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 07:34 pm
Why is Britain refusing to pay slavery reparations? — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Britain paid slave owners, not freed slaves, and blocks reparations.

The UNHINGED Take

Brits, muppets, swapped freed slaves for tea time, nailed the wound with a lumpy apology, and still refuse to hand out cash. Crikey, pure egg!

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Brits, muppets, swapped freed slaves for tea time, nailed the wound with a lumpy apology, and still refuse to hand out cash.

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Brits, muppets, swapped freed slaves for tea time, nailed the wound with a lumpy apology, and still refuse to hand out cash. MUDPUPPET WAR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/why-is-britain-refusing-to-pay-slavery-reparations #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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