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You may have been applying your sunscreen wrong all this time

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·29 Oct, 03:00 pm
You may have been applying your sunscreen wrong all this time — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

As summer fast approaches, it may be time to start dusting off those bottles of sunscreen, getting ready for the hotter weather ahead.

The UNHINGED Take

"You may have been applying your sunscreen wrong all this time" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"You may have been applying your sunscreen wrong all this time" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"You may have been applying your sunscreen wrong all this time" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/you-may-have-been-applying-your-sunscreen-wrong #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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