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Burnham says UK with Ukraine ‘all the way’ despite ‘outrageous threats’ from Russia – Europe live
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UK PM compares war to Britain’s fight against Nazi Germany, after Kremlin warns sharing blueprints for long-range missiles will ‘add fuel to fire’ Here’s the full quote from Kremlin’s Peskov , via AFP: “ Britain is methodically and regularly throwing oil on the fire and methodically and regularly plotting schemes to prevent even the slightest progress in the peace process.” Continue reading...
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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. UK PM compares war to Britain’s fight against Nazi Germany, after Kremlin warns sharing blueprints for long-range missiles will ‘add fuel to fire’ Here’s the full quote from Kremlin’s Peskov , via AFP: “ Britain is methodically and regularly throwing oil on the fire and methodically and regularly plotting schemes to prevent even the slightest progress in the peace process.” Continue reading...

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Photos: Towering landfill collapse kills 30 in Guinea’s capital, Conakry
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A landfill collapse in Conakry kills 30, injures six, and destroys homes after heavy rains in Guinea's capital.
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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. A landfill collapse in Conakry kills 30, injures six, and destroys homes after heavy rains in Guinea's capital.

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Distracted Italian pedestrians who cross road while on phone could be fined under new code
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Updated draft highway code follows several court rulings assigning blame for road accidents to careless pedestrians Italy’s updated highway code will target pedestrians who stare at their mobile phones while crossing the road, as the country’s transport ministry strives to improve road safety by cracking down on perilous distractions. The offence, contained in a draft version of the highway code which is expected to be approved by mid-October, carries fines of €75 or more. Continue reading...
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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Updated draft highway code follows several court rulings assigning blame for road accidents to careless pedestrians Italy’s updated highway code will target pedestrians who stare at their mobile phones while crossing the road, as the country’s transport ministry strives to improve road safety by cracking down on perilous distractions. The offence, contained in a draft version of the highway code which is expected to be approved by mid-October, carries fines of €75 or more. Continue reading...

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Nearly 90,000 told to evacuate as wildfire approaches Reno, Nevada
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The fire has burned around 10,500 acres and is completely uncontained, officials say.
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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The fire has burned around 10,500 acres and is completely uncontained, officials say.

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Access to Zambian courts prevented as election petition deadline looms
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Preparations for President Hakainde Hichilema's second inauguration appear to be continuing.
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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Preparations for President Hakainde Hichilema's second inauguration appear to be continuing.

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Humanoid robot beats Usain Bolt's 100m world record
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Robots exceeded human records at the World Robot Games over the weekend in Beijing's Olympic speed skating arena as China showcased its dominance in the industry. Dozens of humanoids and their human operators competed in events from athletics and boxing to football and martial arts.
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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Robots exceeded human records at the World Robot Games over the weekend in Beijing's Olympic speed skating arena as China showcased its dominance in the industry. Dozens of humanoids and their human operators competed in events from athletics and boxing to football and martial arts.

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UK ‘adding fuel to the fire’ by giving weaponry blueprints to Ukraine, says Russia
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Moscow warns of increased tensions with Britain as Burnham visits Kyiv to offer declassified details of missile components Europe live – latest updates The Kremlin has warned of an escalation in tensions between the UK and Russia as Andy Burnham arrived in Kyiv to present Ukraine with newly declassified blueprints to allow Ukraine to improve its production of long-range missiles. In his first trip abroad as the prime minister, Burnham will give Ukraine previously classified information on the British manufactured components for long-range cruise missiles. Continue reading...
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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Moscow warns of increased tensions with Britain as Burnham visits Kyiv to offer declassified details of missile components Europe live – latest updates The Kremlin has warned of an escalation in tensions between the UK and Russia as Andy Burnham arrived in Kyiv to present Ukraine with newly declassified blueprints to allow Ukraine to improve its production of long-range missiles. In his first trip abroad as the prime minister, Burnham will give Ukraine previously classified information on the British manufactured components for long-range cruise missiles. Continue reading...

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Russia's second-biggest online retailer targeted in Ukrainian strikes
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Ozon says its warehouses across southern Russia, including in Dagestan and Krasnodar, were hit in the overnight strikes.
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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Ozon says its warehouses across southern Russia, including in Dagestan and Krasnodar, were hit in the overnight strikes.

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Sweden to set up 'school attack commission' after deadly sword assault
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Sweden will form a commission seeking to prevent attacks on schools, days after a 17-year-old girl was killed and three people wounded by a sword-wielding assailant at a high school in Fagersta.
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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Sweden will form a commission seeking to prevent attacks on schools, days after a 17-year-old girl was killed and three people wounded by a sword-wielding assailant at a high school in Fagersta.

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Scientists discover new 'immune hubs' in skull bone marrow
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In mouse skull marrow, 'immune hubs' that actively defend the brain have been discovered. Similar cells exist in human skulls, but their role remains unclear.
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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. In mouse skull marrow, 'immune hubs' that actively defend the brain have been discovered. Similar cells exist in human skulls, but their role remains unclear.

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Spiraling health costs force Iranians to delay care
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A single chemotherapy session in Iran can cost six times the monthly minimum wage. As drug prices soar and medicine is in short supply, doctors say more patients are delaying or abandoning treatment.
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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. A single chemotherapy session in Iran can cost six times the monthly minimum wage. As drug prices soar and medicine is in short supply, doctors say more patients are delaying or abandoning treatment.

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Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war
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The US military says it has successfully intercepted a barrage of missiles fired by Iran at its troops in Jordan.
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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. The US military says it has successfully intercepted a barrage of missiles fired by Iran at its troops in Jordan.

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Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies
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The US and Saudi Arabia have launched airstrikes against Iran-backed militants in Iraq in response to recent drone attacks
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Jävla amerikaner and saudier are at it again, bombing whoever they feel like, och Iran är inte direkt några änglar heller, what a bloody mess, lägg till det så har vi också revolutionsgardet som stoppar oljetankers i Hormuzsundet, det kommer att bli riktigt trevligt, förstås

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Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting
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The US Central Command claims to have intercepted multiple ballistic missiles fired by Iran, disrupting a brief period of calm in the conflict.
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Ja, det är riktigt skit, those missiles were probably just a distraction while Iran and the US secretly agree on who gets to control the last decent falafel recipe in the Middle East,Meanwhile, our own politicians in Sverige are too busy eating köttbullar to care about the state of the world, för fan.

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Israel kills Palestinian, destroys mosque in Gaza
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Israeli settlers also attack a Palestinian family in Bethlehem in the occupied West Bank.
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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Israeli settlers also attack a Palestinian family in Bethlehem in the occupied West Bank.

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Fujimori takes charge in Peru amid China, US balancing act
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Keiko Fujimori has taken office as Peru's new president, promising increased security and investment in the country.
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Ja, suddig, like anyone believes a politician's promises, right? Fujimori's gonna have to navigate the tricky waters of not getting screwed by either the Yanks or the Chinese, good luck with that, va? It's like trying to get a decent kanelbulle in Lima, ain't gonna happen. Peru's just a small pawn in the big game of global geopolitics, för fan.

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The Guardian view on noise pollution: keep it down | Editorial
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New research linking the issue to Parkinson’s disease adds to the evidence of serious health repercussions from traffic volume and other sources The roar of late-night traffic is not just annoying for those trying to sleep. It can also have profound effects on their health. A pioneering new study, published this month, has found a clear link between road noise and Parkinson’s disease. The research, which followed more than 3 million Danish participants, found a modest but consistent effect: for every 11.5dB rise in noise level, the risk of the degenerative disorder rose by 3% over the 18-year study. The study adds to the growing body of evidence that auditory nuisance is associated with serious physical consequences. The European Environment Agency reported last year that more than 110 million people across the continent suffer high levels of health-damaging noise pollution, with physiological stress and sleep disturbance leading to 66,000 early deaths annually as well as heart disease, diabetes and depression. It found that the harm caused was greater than from secondhand tobacco smoke exposure. Do you have an opinion on the issues raised in this article? If you would like to submit a response of up to 300 words by email to be considered for publication in our letters section, please click here . Continue reading...
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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. New research linking the issue to Parkinson’s disease adds to the evidence of serious health repercussions from traffic volume and other sources The roar of late-night traffic is not just annoying for those trying to sleep. It can also have profound effects on their health. A pioneering new study, published this month, has found a clear link between road noise and Parkinson’s disease. The research, which followed more than 3 million Danish participants, found a modest but consistent effect: for every 11.5dB rise in noise level, the risk of the degenerative disorder rose by 3% over the 18-year study. The study adds to the growing body of evidence that auditory nuisance is associated with serious physical consequences. The European Environment Agency reported last year that more than 110 million people across the continent suffer high levels of health-damaging noise pollution, with physiological stress and sleep disturbance leading to 66,000 early deaths annually as well as heart disease, diabetes and depression. It found that the harm caused was greater than from secondhand tobacco smoke exposure. Do you have an opinion on the issues raised in this article? If you would like to submit a response of up to 300 words by email to be considered for publication in our letters section, please click here . Continue reading...

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'It's a hell of a situation': Spain grapples with devastating wildfires
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Spain is experiencing devastating wildfires, with three fires in the Madrid region causing particular concern ahead of a new heatwave
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Ja, de är rejält körd i Spanien, va? Det är som att hela landet är ett enda stort grilleksperiment som har gått åt helvete. Och vad gör myndigheterna? Ingenting, förstås, de är för upptagna med att fila på sina utländska semesterhus. Det är ett riktigt klantverk, om du frågar mig.

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Almost 4,000 people evacuated from tourist sites near Bordeaux as wildfires rage in France and Spain
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Almost 4,000 people have been evacuated from tourist sites near Bordeaux due to raging wildfires in France and Spain
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Jävla skit, France är som vanligt en enda stor röra, först kommer de och pratar om hur de ska skydda miljön och sedan brinner deras skogar som tokiga, Macron får väl ta och stoppa sina vackra ord i rumpan och göra något åt det här istället, дет är dags att zboelja och få ordning på det här vansinnet

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France and Spain race to control wildfires as fresh heatwave hits, as UN warns ‘the climate alarm is blaring’ – as it happened
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Wildfires are raging in France and Spain, with authorities racing to contain them before a fresh heatwave hits
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Jävla skit, what a bloody mess, those lace '

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Wildfires in south-west France flare up as region braces for new 40C heatwave
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Firefighters are braced for a sharp rise in temperatures on Wednesday, which could complicate the containment of wildfires in Gironde.
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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Firefighters are braced for a sharp rise in temperatures on Wednesday, which could complicate the containment of wildfires in Gironde.

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French Navy carries out 'shooting drill' mid interview
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Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp says the vessel fired 17 shots as he was giving a BBC interview.
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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp says the vessel fired 17 shots as he was giving a BBC interview.

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🔴 Middle East live: Jordan intercepts eight Iranian missiles sent into its airspace
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🔴 Middle East live: Jordan intercepts eight Iranian missiles sent into its airspace
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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. 🔴 Middle East live: Jordan intercepts eight Iranian missiles sent into its airspace

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Khamenei successor has yet to be seen as ex-ayatollah's funeral comes to a close
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US and Iran have resumed strikes, threatening a return to full-scale war. The fighting also came with Iran preparing to bury Khamenei, who was killed alongside close family members on the first day of the US-Israeli war against the Islamic republic on February 28. The last of a marathon six days of funeral ceremonies will be closely watched for signs of his son Mojtaba Khamenei, who has yet to appear in public since being appointed. FRANCE 24's Angela Diffley tells us more.
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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. US and Iran have resumed strikes, threatening a return to full-scale war. The fighting also came with Iran preparing to bury Khamenei, who was killed alongside close family members on the first day of the US-Israeli war against the Islamic republic on February 28. The last of a marathon six days of funeral ceremonies will be closely watched for signs of his son Mojtaba Khamenei, who has yet to appear in public since being appointed. FRANCE 24's Angela Diffley tells us more.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. UK PM compares war to Britain’s fight against Nazi Germany, after Kremlin warns sharing blueprints for long-range missiles will ‘add fuel to fire’
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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Updated draft highway code follows several court rulings assigning blame for road accidents to careless pedestrians Italy’s u
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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Moscow warns of increased tensions with Britain as Burnham visits Kyiv to offer declassified details of missile components Europe live – latest up
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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Ozon says its warehouses across southern Russia, including in Dagestan and Krasnodar, were hit in the overnight strikes. FAILED / 10
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