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O.K. Lim’s daughter loses challenge to exclude evidence in ongoing trial - national
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Straits Times•24 Aug

O.K. Lim’s daughter loses challenge to exclude evidence in ongoing trial

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The evidence included legal advice from the company’s in-house counsel.

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. The evidence included legal advice from the company’s in-house counsel.

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Activists occupy UK aircraft parts factory over Israel links - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Activists occupy UK aircraft parts factory over Israel links

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Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.

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Former NBA player Enes Kanter ejected after confrontation with WNBA’s Cloud - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Former NBA player Enes Kanter ejected after confrontation with WNBA’s Cloud

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Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.

Unhinged Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.

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Israel accused of using kites as pretext to justify escalating Gaza attacks - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Israel accused of using kites as pretext to justify escalating Gaza attacks

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Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

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nVent Electric to buy Maverick Power for $1.75 billion to expand data center offerings - national
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Today Online•24 Aug

nVent Electric to buy Maverick Power for $1.75 billion to expand data center offerings

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nVent Electric to buy Maverick Power for $1.75 billion to expand data center offerings

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. nVent Electric to buy Maverick Power for $1.75 billion to expand data center offerings

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Cambuur fans suffer burns as fireworks set off during Dutch league match - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Cambuur fans suffer burns as fireworks set off during Dutch league match

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Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.

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Woman who was part of Cambodian scam group targeting S’poreans gets 25 months’ jail - national
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Straits Times•24 Aug

Woman who was part of Cambodian scam group targeting S’poreans gets 25 months’ jail

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The woman was lured to the scam group by financial gain but failed to pass the group's test.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The woman was lured to the scam group by financial gain but failed to pass the group's test.

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Millions of Teslas recalled in China over door handle safety - national
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Today Online•24 Aug

Millions of Teslas recalled in China over door handle safety

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Millions of Teslas recalled in China over door handle safety

Unhinged Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Millions of Teslas recalled in China over door handle safety

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Malacca, S’pore straits show what can be achieved if nations work closely for common good: Jeffrey Siow - national
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Straits Times•24 Aug

Malacca, S’pore straits show what can be achieved if nations work closely for common good: Jeffrey Siow

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Transport Minister hails joint effort to keep waterway open and safe at launch of new book.

Unhinged Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Transport Minister hails joint effort to keep waterway open and safe at launch of new book.

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Typhoon Narra wreaks havoc in China, Vietnam as rains lead to floods - national
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Today Online•24 Aug

Typhoon Narra wreaks havoc in China, Vietnam as rains lead to floods

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Typhoon Narra wreaks havoc in China, Vietnam as rains lead to floods

Unhinged Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Typhoon Narra wreaks havoc in China, Vietnam as rains lead to floods

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Norris showing more self-confidence, says Stella after Dutch win - national
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Today Online•24 Aug

Norris showing more self-confidence, says Stella after Dutch win

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Norris showing more self-confidence, says Stella after Dutch win

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Norris showing more self-confidence, says Stella after Dutch win

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Singapore PR who allegedly sent $93 to facilitate terrorist acts in Gaza charged - national
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Straits Times•29 Jul

Singapore PR who allegedly sent $93 to facilitate terrorist acts in Gaza charged

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Saw Ryan Htoo had a strong hatred towards Muslims and Jews, and made posts in support of violence against these groups.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Saw Ryan Htoo had a strong hatred towards Muslims and Jews, and made posts in support of violence against these groups.

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Malaysia foreign minister calls for review of UN refugee agency's presence: Reports - national
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Today Online•29 Jul

Malaysia foreign minister calls for review of UN refugee agency's presence: Reports

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Mohamad Hasan's comments came a day after authorities detained more than 100 Rohingya asylum seekers who had gathered outside the agency's premises in Kuala Lumpur to seek assistance after being evicted from their homes in Penang state.

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Mohamad Hasan's comments came a day after authorities detained more than 100 Rohingya asylum seekers who had gathered outside the agency's premises in Kuala Lumpur to seek assistance after being evicted from their homes in Penang state.

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Man charged in Singapore over Gaza-linked terrorism financing; says he is not pleading guilty - national
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CNA•29 Jul

Man charged in Singapore over Gaza-linked terrorism financing; says he is not pleading guilty

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Saw Ryan Htoo was charged in Singapore for allegedly transferring US$72.28 to a PayPal account to facilitate a terrorist act in Gaza City.

Unhinged Take

Wah lau, seventy-two bucks can buy you a bomb in Gaza City meh, what kind of bengInterior designing they doing over there, using PayPal some more, cannot even use CashApp or GrabPay like a normal person, and now this guy kena charged, what a wayang.

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Haitians living in fear as Temporary Protected Status ends in the US - world
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Al Jazeera•29 Jul

Haitians living in fear as Temporary Protected Status ends in the US

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New York’s Haitian community is living in limbo and fear after Temporary Protected Status (TPS) was terminated Monday.

Unhinged Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. New York’s Haitian community is living in limbo and fear after Temporary Protected Status (TPS) was terminated Monday.

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Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war - world
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Al Jazeera•29 Jul

Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war

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Iran fired a barrage of missiles at US troops in Jordan, which were successfully intercepted by the US military.

Unhinged Take

Wah lau, Iran really siao, firing missiles everywhere like they own the place, and US troops just chillin' in Jordan, intercepting like it's a game of Counter-Strike, these people really know how to stir up trouble, leh. Now everyone's on high alert, great, just what we need, more drama in the Middle East. Can't they all just have a kopi and settle their differences like civilized people?

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Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies - world
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France 24•29 Jul

Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies

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US and Saudi warplanes launched strikes on Iran-backed militants in Iraq, while Iran's Revolutionary Guards struck and halted three oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz

Unhinged Take

Wah lau, these ang mohs and their Arab friends really think they can just fly in and bomb people, then expect everyone to be okay with it? Please lah, they're just making things worse, like a kopi-o stirring up more trouble in the Middle East, and now Iran also want to join in the fun, aiya

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Marmite discontinued in Singapore due to 'supply challenges', says distributor - national
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CNA•29 Jul

Marmite discontinued in Singapore due to 'supply challenges', says distributor

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Marmite has been discontinued in Singapore due to supply challenges, according to its distributor

Unhinged Take

Aiya, Marmite also don't have, what's next, kaya and toast also gone is it? Singaporeans already struggle to find decent breakfast options, now we lose Marmite, it's like the universe conspiring against our taste buds, lor. Cold Storage and FairPrice better buck up and find alternative sources fast, or risk facing the wrath of hungry Singaporeans

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Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting - world
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BBC World•29 Jul

Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting

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US Central Command says it intercepted "multiple" ballistic missiles fired by Iran.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. US Central Command says it intercepted "multiple" ballistic missiles fired by Iran.

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China starts production of home-grown immersion DUV chipmaking tools: Source - national
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Today Online•29 Jul

China starts production of home-grown immersion DUV chipmaking tools: Source

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Immersion deep-ultraviolet lithography machines are crucial to advanced chipmaking, and this marks a key step forward in Beijing’s drive to reduce its reliance on foreign technologies.

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Immersion deep-ultraviolet lithography machines are crucial to advanced chipmaking, and this marks a key step forward in Beijing’s drive to reduce its reliance on foreign technologies.

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US Fed expected to hold rates steady as inflation hawks circle - national
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Today Online•29 Jul

US Fed expected to hold rates steady as inflation hawks circle

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The US Federal Reserve is expected to keep interest rates unchanged as concerns about inflation grow among policymakers

Unhinged Take

Wah lau, these inflation hawks so free to circle one, like vultures waiting for carcass to drop, but meanwhile our CPF interest still 2.5 percent only, sibei ridiculous, every month our money just slowly disappear like magic, and these clowns talking about holding rates steady, please lah

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Meta's Zuckerberg says US should not block Chinese AI models, FT reports - national
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Today Online•29 Jul

Meta's Zuckerberg says US should not block Chinese AI models, FT reports

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Mark Zuckerberg said the US should not block Chinese AI models according to a report by the Financial Times

Unhinged Take

Wah lau, Zuckerberg so brave to say that, but what he know about our struggle with AI, huh, probably just want to make more money from his Facebook, anyway, US and China fight over AI, we Singaporeans just sit here and watch the show, like watching a celebrity boxing match at Marina Bay Sands

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AI selloff drives quant funds' worst performance since August - national
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Today Online•9 Jul

AI selloff drives quant funds' worst performance since August

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AI selloff drives quant funds' worst performance since August

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. AI selloff drives quant funds' worst performance since August

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Photos: Iran to bury slain supreme leader in culmination of mass funeral - world
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Al Jazeera•9 Jul

Photos: Iran to bury slain supreme leader in culmination of mass funeral

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Iran’s chief religious authority, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was buried in his hometown of Mashhad following a large‑scale funeral service.

Unhinged Take

The nation trudged through a sauna of heat, clutching chai and feeling the collective groan of a people who just handed over the beard of power to the grave. The whole affair looked like a parade of saints who never bothered to read the instruction manual on how to remain humble. Even the traffic lights seemed to blink in confusion, as if the city had lost its sense of direction when the supreme dictator was finally down.

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. The evidence included legal advice from the company’s in-house counsel. FAILED / 10

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