The Straight Version
Dacia is launching its new electric Spring model in Turkey to dodge Chinese import taxes.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine paying a million lira for a glorified golf cart just to feel environmentally conscious while stuck in Istanbul traffic. It is a plastic lawnmower for the deluded middle class.
The Bottom Line
DELUSIONAL DEBT TRAP / 10
Imagine paying a million lira for a glorified golf cart just to feel environmentally conscious while stuck in Istanbul traffic.
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