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31,5 MİLYAR LİRA İADE EDİLDİ

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·6 Nov, 04:32 pm
31,5 MİLYAR LİRA İADE EDİLDİ — Turkey
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The Straight Version

31.5 billion lira refunded to investors, says VP Yılmaz, via 131 fund accounts.

The UNHINGED Take

Yılmaz proudly showers 31.5 billion lira on dancers who used to cry, while his torch-lit schemes let 131 investment slots do the devour. This is a cologne of corruption.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Yılmaz proudly showers 31.5 billion lira on dancers who used to cry, while his torch-lit schemes let 131 investment slots do the devour.

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Yılmaz proudly showers 31.5 billion lira on dancers who used to cry, while his torch-lit schemes let 131 investment slots do the devour. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/31-5-mi-lyar-li-ra-i-ade #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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