The Straight Version
Dana White, UFC president, floated as Trump’s press secretary, yet never held a government job.
The UNHINGED Take
White’s got the courage of a featherweight champ to storm the White House with no combat creds. Trump’s picking a valet who can’t even fight a cabinet roll call.
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The Bottom Line
PRESIDENCY FAIL / 10
White’s got the courage of a featherweight champ to storm the White House with no combat creds.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
White’s got the courage of a featherweight champ to storm the White House with no combat creds. PRESIDENCY FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/a-joke-or-test-why-trump-floated-ufcs #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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