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Ankara’da 29 Ekim’de bazı yollar trafiğe kapatılacak

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·28 Oct, 07:33 pm
Ankara’da 29 Ekim’de bazı yollar trafiğe kapatılacak — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Some Ankara streets will close for the Republic 103rd anniversary Fener Parade.

The UNHINGED Take

Ankara’s Fener Parade turned lanes into a political carnival. They snatched traffic like souvenirs, claiming patriotism while actually ditching roads for their own road show.

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The Bottom Line

CANDY COOCH / 10

Ankara’s Fener Parade turned lanes into a political carnival.

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Ankara’s Fener Parade turned lanes into a political carnival. CANDY COOCH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/ankarada-29-ekimde-baz-yollar-trafi-e-kapat #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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