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Ankara’da bir dairenin doğal gazı patladı

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·29 Oct, 05:11 pm
Ankara’da bir dairenin doğal gazı patladı — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Ankara’nın Çankaya ilçesinde, bir dairede doğal gazı patlaması sonucu çıkan yangın söndürüldü.

The UNHINGED Take

"Ankara’da bir dairenin doğal gazı patladı" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Ankara’da bir dairenin doğal gazı patladı" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Ankara’da bir dairenin doğal gazı patladı" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/ankarada-bir-dairenin-do-al-gaz-patlad #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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