The Straight Version
Greece and Cyprus deployed a French vessel for subsea cable surveys using unauthorized Navtex declarations in Turkish waters.
The UNHINGED Take
Athens and Nicosia are playing dress-up with French warships like it's a colonial LARP. They keep throwing tantrums in our backyard, but Ankara remains the only one holding the keys to the sea.
The Bottom Line
PATHETIC COLONIAL LARP / 10
Athens and Nicosia are playing dress-up with French warships like it's a colonial LARP.
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Athens and Nicosia are playing dress-up with French warships like it's a colonial LARP. PATHETIC COLONIAL LARP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/atinan-n-korsan-plan-nda-frans-z-kalkan #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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