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Avrupa'da bomba ihbarları: Çok sayıda uçak acil iniş yaptı

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·5 Nov, 02:49 pm
Avrupa'da bomba ihbarları: Çok sayıda uçak acil iniş yaptı — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Europe planes emergency-landed after bomb alerts in Italy, France, Belgium, Czechia, Bulgaria.

The UNHINGED Take

Hürriyet says, 'Skipping groceries, pilots now panic-shop for safety', while Turkey yawns and pretends it’s just another day in 'our' amusement park.

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The Bottom Line

BOMB PANIC / 10

Hürriyet says, 'Skipping groceries, pilots now panic-shop for safety', while Turkey yawns and pretends it’s just another day in 'our' amusement park.

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Hürriyet says, 'Skipping groceries, pilots now panic-shop for safety', while Turkey yawns and pretends it’s just another day in 'our' amusement park. BOMB PANIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/avrupada-bomba-ihbarlar-ok-say-da-u-ak #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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