The Straight Version
Aleksey Batrakov’s manager announces that Galatasaray’s €55m release clause will be raised.
The UNHINGED Take
Vladimir Kuzmichev tells reporters Galatasaray will splurge more, because the club’s vault is probably empty. Football’s new monopoly on money—just watch your dreams implode.
The Bottom Line
CASH FLAMING EUROS / 10
Vladimir Kuzmichev tells reporters Galatasaray will splurge more, because the club’s vault is probably empty.
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