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CEZASI BELLİ OLDU!

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·6 Nov, 04:27 pm
CEZASI BELLİ OLDU! — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Kenya’da takipçilerine aç kalarak cennete gideceklerini vadeden Paul Mackenzie, 448 kişinin ölümüne neden olmakla suçlandığı davada 200 yıl hapis cezasına çarptırıldı. Mahkûmiyet kararı, 190 çocuk ve 1 yetişkinin ölümüne ilişkin suçlamaları kapsadı.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from CEZASI BELLİ OLDU!: "CEZASI BELLİ OLDU!". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from CEZASI BELLİ OLDU!: "CEZASI BELLİ OLDU!".

📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from CEZASI BELLİ OLDU!: "CEZASI BELLİ OLDU!". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/cezasi-belli-oldu #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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