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Crypto giant Binance attempting to recover $6.3bn stolen in hack linked to North Korea

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 05:39 pm
Crypto giant Binance attempting to recover $6.3bn stolen in hack linked to North Korea — Turkey
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The Straight Version

The cyber-attack, which the company describes as complex, is believed to be the largest ever of its kind.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Crypto giant Binance attempting to recover $6.3bn stolen in hack linked to North Korea: "Crypto giant Binance attempting to recover $6.3bn stolen in hack linked to North Korea". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Crypto giant Binance attempting to recover $6.3bn stolen in hack linked to North Korea: "Crypto giant Binance attempting to recover $6.3bn stolen in hack linked to North Korea".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Crypto giant Binance attempting to recover $6.3bn stolen in hack linked to North Korea: "Crypto giant Binance attempting to recover $6.3bn stolen in hack linked to North Korea". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews

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