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Düğün altınlarıyla araba alanlara kötü haber! Yargıtay'dan emsal 'iade' kararı

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·31 Oct, 08:13 am
Düğün altınlarıyla araba alanlara kötü haber! Yargıtay'dan emsal 'iade' kararı — Turkey
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The Straight Version

The Supreme Court ruled that husbands must prove wedding gold was a gift, otherwise it belongs to the wife.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking your wife’s bilezik were your personal car fund. You got played, you absolute potato, now walk to the dealership while she cashes out your dignity.

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The Bottom Line

MARRIAGE TERMINATED / 10

Imagine thinking your wife’s bilezik were your personal car fund.

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