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DEPREM SANDILAR!

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·1 Nov, 09:41 pm
DEPREM SANDILAR! — Turkey
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The Straight Version

İzmir'in Bayraklı ilçesinde gece saatlerinde temel kazısı yapılan inşaat alanında toprak kayması yaşandı. Gürültüyle yataklarından fırlayan mahalle sakinleri sokağa çıkarken, kazı alanının üst kısmındaki 3 bina tedbir amacıyla tahliye edildi.

The UNHINGED Take

"DEPREM SANDILAR!" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"DEPREM SANDILAR!" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"DEPREM SANDILAR!" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/deprem-sandilar #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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