The Straight Version
Haiti police find Salvadoran techs' vehicle while Bukele's troops march in
The UNHINGED Take
Bukele’s military gamble looks like a failed tech support call: misplaced warriors, fleeing engineers, and Haiti’s police shrugging while waiting for the next patch of chaos.
The Bottom Line
REGRESSION THRILL / 10
Bukele’s military gamble looks like a failed tech support call: misplaced warriors, fleeing engineers, and Haiti’s police shrugging while waiting for the next patch of chaos.
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Bukele’s military gamble looks like a failed tech support call: misplaced warriors, fleeing engineers, and Haiti’s police shrugging while waiting for the next patch of chaos. REGRESSION THRILL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/el-salvadors-bukele-touts-military-interven
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