The Straight Version
Vedat Işıkhan boosts retirees' pensions, hikes youth daily allowance to 1,620 Lira starting January 2027.
The UNHINGED Take
İşıkhan’ın kahkaha dolu lafiyle emekli kalanlar ekhaz sinek ararken, gençler 1.620 lira "cep sabahı" ile futbol topu bile satacak. Mazımaç harafta!
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
İşıkhan’ın kahkaha dolu lafiyle emekli kalanlar ekhaz sinek ararken, gençler 1.620 lira "cep sabahı" ile futbol topu bile satacak.
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İşıkhan’ın kahkaha dolu lafiyle emekli kalanlar ekhaz sinek ararken, gençler 1.620 lira "cep sabahı" ile futbol topu bile satacak. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/emekliye-iyile-tirme-gen-lere-cep-har-l #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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