The Straight Version
France is boarding up shops as protests coincide with Halloween amid fears of renewed street violence.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says French culture like turning a holiday into a national riot simulator. Macron is paying for the privilege of watching his own cities burn for the third weekend straight.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10
Nothing says French culture like turning a holiday into a national riot simulator.
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