The Straight Version
Dusan Vlahovic aims to end his three-match goal drought for Beşiktaş against Kasımpaşa this weekend.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being a multimillion-euro striker ghosting against village teams while your wage bill bankrupts the club. Vlahovic is just a glorified traffic cone looking for a mercy goal against Kasımpaşa.
The Bottom Line
OVERPAID GHOST / 10
Imagine being a multimillion-euro striker ghosting against village teams while your wage bill bankrupts the club.
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