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'HAYAL ÜRÜNÜ, ART NİYETLİ!'

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·29 Oct, 11:24 am
'HAYAL ÜRÜNÜ, ART NİYETLİ!' — Turkey
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The Straight Version

TFF denied claims that national players are ignoring phone calls from newly appointed coach Sergen Yalçın.

The UNHINGED Take

Sergen already losing the locker room before the ink is dry is peak Turkish football comedy. Imagine begging millionaire divas to answer the phone while the whole TFF circus burns down.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10

Sergen already losing the locker room before the ink is dry is peak Turkish football comedy.

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