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House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries hails midterm victory

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 06:26 am
House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries hails midterm victory — Turkey
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The Straight Version

House Dem leader Jeffries celebrates midterms as a ‘great American comeback’.

The UNHINGED Take

Jeffries blowing up 55% loss as a ‘great comeback’ is as stupid as a yalan teller rapping about a hamless kebab.

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FAULTY IDIOT / 10

Jeffries blowing up 55% loss as a ‘great comeback’ is as stupid as a yalan teller rapping about a hamless kebab.

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Jeffries blowing up 55% loss as a ‘great comeback’ is as stupid as a yalan teller rapping about a hamless kebab. FAULTY IDIOT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/house-democratic-leader-hakeem-jeffries-hails-midterm-victory #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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