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İran lideri Hamaney üst düzey askeri yetkililerle görüştü

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·31 Oct, 02:30 pm
İran lideri Hamaney üst düzey askeri yetkililerle görüştü — Turkey
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The Straight Version

İran lideri Mücteba Hamaney, üst düzey askeri yetkililerle gerçekleştirdiği görüşmede, ABD ve İsrail'den gelebilecek saldırılara karşılık verileceğini bildirdi.

The UNHINGED Take

"İran lideri Hamaney üst düzey askeri yetkililerle görüştü" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"İran lideri Hamaney üst düzey askeri yetkililerle görüştü" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"İran lideri Hamaney üst düzey askeri yetkililerle görüştü" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/i-ran-lideri-hamaney-st-d-zey-askeri #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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