The Straight Version
Iran said Monday it had a two-day plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and resume nuclear talks with the United States, shortening a process originally expected to take seven days. Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he wanted to "finish the job" first. FRANCE 24's International Affairs Editor Angela Diffley has more.
The UNHINGED Take
"Iran offers deal on Hormuz Strait, Netanyahu wants to finish the job" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Iran offers deal on Hormuz Strait, Netanyahu wants to finish the job" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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