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Jamaal Bowman: ‘If I had kept my mouth shut, I’d be in Congress’

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 10:10 am
Jamaal Bowman: ‘If I had kept my mouth shut, I’d be in Congress’ — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Jamaal Bowman blamed his congressional election loss on his outspoken political stance.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking your mouth was the problem when your brain was clearly on permanent vacation. Maybe try a gag order next time you want to stay relevant, you absolute muppet.

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COLOSSAL SKILL ISSUE / 10

Imagine thinking your mouth was the problem when your brain was clearly on permanent vacation.

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