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'Kritik teknoloji' ihracatında yüzde 7 artış: 9 ayda 86,4 milyar doları buldu

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·2 Nov, 04:41 am
'Kritik teknoloji' ihracatında yüzde 7 artış: 9 ayda 86,4 milyar doları buldu — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Turkey's high and mid-tech exports rose 7%, reaching 86.4 billion dollars in nine months.

The UNHINGED Take

Motorlu kara taşıtları 29.2 B doları, bilgisayarlar 3 B dolarda, Turkey’s ego‑bol gambles cash on hamster wheel.

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The Bottom Line

SILLY FLOUNDER / 10

Motorlu kara taşıtları 29.2 B doları, bilgisayarlar 3 B dolarda, Turkey’s ego‑bol gambles cash on hamster wheel.

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Motorlu kara taşıtları 29.2 B doları, bilgisayarlar 3 B dolarda, Turkey’s ego‑bol gambles cash on hamster wheel. SILLY FLOUNDER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/kritik-teknoloji-ihracat-nda-y-zde-7-art #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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