The Straight Version
140k protestors hit Paris and Lyon, tear gas fires, interior minister glares.
The UNHINGED Take
Paris baguettes get kaboom‑winged by tear gas; the crooks think they’ll still snag the pastry, but the fiscally clueless are the real snack. Mükemmel, çıldır. Pure rot.
The Bottom Line
Oil‑slick Fable / 10
Paris baguettes get kaboom‑winged by tear gas; the crooks think they’ll still snag the pastry, but the fiscally clueless are the real snack.
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Paris baguettes get kaboom‑winged by tear gas; the crooks think they’ll still snag the pastry, but the fiscally clueless are the real snack. Oil‑slick Fable / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/more-than-140-000-rally-as-new-protests #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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