The Straight Version
The fire has burned around 10,500 acres and is completely uncontained, officials say.
The UNHINGED Take
Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The fire has burned around 10,500 acres and is completely uncontained, officials say.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/nearly-90-000-told-to-evacuate-as-wildfire #UnhingedWorld
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
