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‘Nobody can stop them’: Who are Europe’s Black Bloc protesters?

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 11:09 am
‘Nobody can stop them’: Who are Europe’s Black Bloc protesters? — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Black Bloc activists are engaging in regular violent clashes with police across multiple European nations.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine spending your entire personality on buying black hoodies just to larp as a budget revolution while the riot cops treat you like a communal stress-relief punching bag. Truly peak unemployment behavior.

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PROFESSIONAL LARPER ENERGY / 10

Imagine spending your entire personality on buying black hoodies just to larp as a budget revolution while the riot cops treat you like a communal stress-relief punching bag.

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Imagine spending your entire personality on buying black hoodies just to larp as a budget revolution while the riot cops treat you like a communal stress-relief punching bag. PROFESSIONAL LARPER ENERGY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/nobody-can-stop-them-who-are-europ

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