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Plan ve Bütçe Komisyonu'nda yerli teknoloji vurgusu: Bakan Kacır'ın bütçe sunumuna Togg ve ASELSAN damga vurdu

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·2 Nov, 11:10 am
Plan ve Bütçe Komisyonu'nda yerli teknoloji vurgusu: Bakan Kacır'ın bütçe sunumuna Togg ve ASELSAN damga vurdu — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Minister Mehmet Fatih Kacır touted record-breaking export figures and Turkish industrial growth during budget discussions.

The UNHINGED Take

Flexing export stats while the average citizen can barely afford a simit is peak delusion. Keep polishng the Togg while the economy burns, maybe the shiny metal will distract us from the poverty.

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The Bottom Line

GASLIGHTING FEVER DREAM / 10

Flexing export stats while the average citizen can barely afford a simit is peak delusion.

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