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REPLAY: French anti-terrorism prosecutor gives press conference on racist attack

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 10:56 am

The Straight Version

French prosecutor Olivier Christen addressed a racist terror attack in Trappes that left one dead and five injured.

The UNHINGED Take

France’s security apparatus is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the streets descend into absolute, blood-soaked anarchy. Olivier Christen looks like he’s reading a script written by a senile hamster.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE STATE OF FAILURE / 10

France’s security apparatus is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the streets descend into absolute, blood-soaked anarchy.

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France’s security apparatus is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the streets descend into absolute, blood-soaked anarchy. ABSOLUTE STATE OF FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/replay-french-anti-terrorism-prosecutor-gives-press-conference #NZElecti

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