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Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 12:25 pm
Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Hundreds are remaining in the ruined, occupied town of Oleshky despite having no electricity, water, or gas.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine choosing to rot in a front-line death trap just to keep your rusted keys. It is not resilience, it is just speed-running your own Darwin Award.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10

Imagine choosing to rot in a front-line death trap just to keep your rusted keys.

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