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Russia says it hit Ukrainian postal hub and ship as Ukraine strikes Ryazan

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 09:13 am
Russia says it hit Ukrainian postal hub and ship as Ukraine strikes Ryazan — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Russia and Ukraine exchanged drone strikes targeting logistics hubs and energy infrastructure across both nations.

The UNHINGED Take

Two nations turning their own geography into a scrap heap just to blow up mailboxes and power lines is peak geopolitical stupidity. Absolute waste of electricity for nothing but craters.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Two nations turning their own geography into a scrap heap just to blow up mailboxes and power lines is peak geopolitical stupidity.

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Two nations turning their own geography into a scrap heap just to blow up mailboxes and power lines is peak geopolitical stupidity. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/russia-says-it-hit-ukrainian-postal-hub-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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