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Russia strikes energy facilities in Kyiv as aid convoy heads for besieged town of Oleshky

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·30 Oct, 07:28 am
Russia strikes energy facilities in Kyiv as aid convoy heads for besieged town of Oleshky — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Russian forces bombed Kyiv energy infrastructure while an aid convoy simultaneously departed for Russian-occupied Oleshky.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine trying to patch a bullet hole with a band-aid while the doctor is actively lighting the hospital on fire. Absolute peak geopolitical clownery from the grand wizards of mass destruction.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL THERMONUCLEAR INCOMPETENCE / 10

Imagine trying to patch a bullet hole with a band-aid while the doctor is actively lighting the hospital on fire.

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Imagine trying to patch a bullet hole with a band-aid while the doctor is actively lighting the hospital on fire. TOTAL THERMONUCLEAR INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/russia-strikes-energy-facilities-in-kyiv-as-aid #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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