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SPK'den yatırımcılara 'kapalı fon' açıklaması

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·6 Nov, 04:25 pm
SPK'den yatırımcılara 'kapalı fon' açıklaması — Turkey
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The Straight Version

SPK told A1 Capital, Bulls, Pardus to apply to Ziraat Bank to reopen closed funds.

The UNHINGED Take

SPK lobotomized their own bullets, sending A1 Capital, Bulls, Pardus to Ziraat Bank like a lost pup. Only funded is ego, not cash.

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The Bottom Line

BOTCHED MONEY / 10

SPK lobotomized their own bullets, sending A1 Capital, Bulls, Pardus to Ziraat Bank like a lost pup.

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SPK lobotomized their own bullets, sending A1 Capital, Bulls, Pardus to Ziraat Bank like a lost pup. BOTCHED MONEY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/spkden-yat-r-mc-lara-kapal-fon-a #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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