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Sultangazi'de yol çöktü: Ambulans ve otomobiller hareket edemedi

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·4 Nov, 01:36 pm
Sultangazi'de yol çöktü: Ambulans ve otomobiller hareket edemedi — Turkey
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The Straight Version

İstanbul Sultangazi'de İSKİ ekiplerinin kazı çalışmasının ardından gerekli tedbirlerin alınmadan bırakıldığı öne sürülen yolda, sağanak sırasında çökme meydana geldi. Çöken yolda araçlar mahsur kaldı.

The UNHINGED Take

"Sultangazide yol çöktü: Ambulans ve otomobiller hareket edemedi" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Sultangazide yol çöktü: Ambulans ve otomobiller hareket edemedi" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Sultangazide yol çöktü: Ambulans ve otomobiller hareket edemedi" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/sultangazide-yol-kt-ambulans-ve-otomobiller-hareket-edemedi #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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