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Türkiye’nin turizm başkenti Antalya 'Türkiye Kültür Yolu Festivali'ne ev sahipliği yapacak

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·28 Oct, 07:44 am
Türkiye’nin turizm başkenti Antalya 'Türkiye Kültür Yolu Festivali'ne ev sahipliği yapacak — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Antalya hosts the Türkiye Culture Road Festival from October 31 to November 8, 2026, featuring diverse cultural events.

The UNHINGED Take

Another state-funded circus to distract from the cost of a single simit. They’ll paint over the crumbling ruins with overpriced kebabs and pretend the economy isn't on life support.

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NATIONAL DELUSION / 10

Another state-funded circus to distract from the cost of a single simit.

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