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Tasfiye edilen fonlarda ilk ödemeler hesaplara yatıyor

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·30 Oct, 12:14 pm
Tasfiye edilen fonlarda ilk ödemeler hesaplara yatıyor — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Investors in Atlas, Pusula, and Tera funds are receiving partial payments from a total 29.3 billion lira distribution.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so delusional you actually expected to get your money back from these financial black holes. Enjoy your crumbs while the sharks pick their teeth with your life savings.

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The Bottom Line

FINANCIAL CIRCUS TRASH / 10

Imagine being so delusional you actually expected to get your money back from these financial black holes.

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