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Thousands displaced from Hebron as Israel carries on siege

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 09:28 pm
Thousands displaced from Hebron as Israel carries on siege — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Almost 5,000 people displaced by Israel's siege of Hebron.

The UNHINGED Take

Israel’s ‘peace’ plan? A cheap musical chairs for 5,000 souls—Hebron’s new reality show starring a cage of collective crime.

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POLITICAL STUPIDITY / 10

Israel’s ‘peace’ plan?

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