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TIR’dan yola dökülen yağ nedeniyle motosiklet devrildi

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·31 Oct, 09:40 pm
TIR’dan yola dökülen yağ nedeniyle motosiklet devrildi — Turkey
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The Straight Version

A truck dumped oil, motorcycle slid, crashed in Erzin, Hatay.

The UNHINGED Take

Oil spilled; bike slid—human lives march on slick streets of Hatay. Hürriyet reports casualties, but still sells petrol for profit.

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The Bottom Line

WTF ECONOMIC DYSTOPIA / 10

Oil spilled; bike slid—human lives march on slick streets of Hatay.

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