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Trabzonspor'da Dju ve Aral Şimşir'den kötü haber

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·30 Oct, 05:34 pm
Trabzonspor'da Dju ve Aral Şimşir'den kötü haber — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Trabzonspor'da sakat futbolcular Franculino Dju ve Aral Şimşir'in sağlık durumuyla ilgili açıklama yapıldı.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Trabzonsporda Dju ve Aral Şimşirden kötü haber: "Trabzonsporda Dju ve Aral Şimşirden kötü haber". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Trabzonsporda Dju ve Aral Şimşirden kötü haber: "Trabzonsporda Dju ve Aral Şimşirden kötü haber".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Trabzonsporda Dju ve Aral Şimşirden kötü haber: "Trabzonsporda Dju ve Aral Şimşirden kötü haber". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/trabzonsporda-dju-ve-aral-im-irden-k-t #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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