The Straight Version
Trump vouches a UFC boss, Dana White, as his new press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump’s press squad now dons a UFC belt: hiring Dana White, whose business ties to his ego are tighter than a Turkish darbuka. It's a circus where punches equal policy.
The Bottom Line
WHOLE CAGE OF STUPIDITY / 10
Trump’s press squad now dons a UFC belt: hiring Dana White, whose business ties to his ego are tighter than a Turkish darbuka.
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